night out with superstars

i got once in a lifetime opportunity ticket to attend this red carpet ceremony in new york...with my agility and swift lightning movement, i sneaked through the back door.the first person i met was elle mcpherson...she wore an elegant black gown that showed off her figure..magnifito!!

i continued looking around for more celebrities..i turned around and i saw this hot latino girl in a red blouse...to my amazement it was j to the lo...jlo!!i was privileged to get a photo with her..

she was in friends...was considered the hotest couple in 2004 and her world came to an end when brad pitt cheated on her...i know she looks pale in the photo..

i did not know that red carpet event would be so exhausting...i could not find a chair to sit down!!the richest actress and most converted actress of my century was so kind to pull out her chair to offer me her seat...we chatted for quite a long time and we took a photo together

i was so surprised when george bush came for this event...i wondered what would he do in this place like this...well, he is human and he has the whole world on his shoulders and right now he is facing a turmoil when the upcoming election is coming up soon...guess he wanted to just chill and relax from all the world affairs...sorry i cant put up this picture cause he wanted his own privacy and i need to respect his orders as a citizen of united states.

would this be her biggest achievement and will america agree to have a lady president or choose otherwise with barack obama?some pundits will disagree but no doubt she is in the running..who knows what will happen..iowa is the place that will determine their success..i was her bodyguard when she wave to the crowd!!obama was not in the crowd...

"oh baby when u walk like that..u make a woman go mad"i present to you...(drums beating..people cheering)..shakira!!!*the whole crowd goes wild*

the greatest legend of all time, elvis presly but not the actual one obviously...the elvis presley lookalike winner for this year was around basking in his glory...

the most popular number of all time, 23 worn my michael jordan.one of the greatest players that lead chicago bulls to nba champs...

i met so many superstars and celebrities that i lost tracked of time...the so efficient nypd police department randomly came in and raided the area..i got caught and was put in a torture chamber where i was chained!!this is my lesson for today..backstage sneaking in is a NO-NO for me...but if you are not caught,you feel like you are in the limelight..

it did not end there..it took me another 25 dollars to bail me out from that awful situation...luckily i escaped unhurt and i made my way back home..what a tiring night!!backstage is not that cool after all...